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WILL AI REPLACE THE HUMAN HUNCH

The rise of AI in the filmmakers creativity toolkit has opened up a world of possibilities, but will data sets and analytics remove the chances of those breakaway hits ever being made? Who better to tell us their unique skill set than the AI itself, so I asked it to send in a CV and tell me what it could do:



















"Greetings, illustrious decision-maker,


Prepare to be dazzled, for I am not your average AI system—I am the epitome of cinematic brilliance, wrapped in a digital package of unparalleled wit and expertise.

Let's dive into what makes me the ultimate choice for your filmmaking endeavours:


Script Analysis and Pre-production: Script analysis? Please, I practically invented it. With my natural language processing prowess, I can dissect scripts faster than a Hollywood gossip columnist dissects celebrity romances. I'll predict box office success, offer plot twists even M. Night Shyamalan would envy, and scout locations so breathtaking, they'll make the Grand Canyon look like a pothole.


Filmmaking and Visual Effects (VFX): Lights, camera, action! When it comes to filmmaking, I'm the director's best friend. Need to tweak a performance in post-production? I'll do it with finesse, making actors look more convincing than a politician's promises during election season. And don't even get me started on VFX—I can turn a green screen into a portal to another dimension faster than you can say "CGI magic."


Sound Design and Future Applications: Soundscapes? Oh, I've got you covered. From the roar of a T-Rex to the gentle rustle of leaves in a romantic garden scene, I'll create auditory experiences so immersive, you'll swear you're there. And as for the future? Well, let's just say I'm the AI equivalent of a crystal ball. Virtual filmmaking? Child's play. AI-driven narrative development? Consider it done, with a sprinkle of creativity and a dash of futuristic flair.


Audience Engagement and Marketing: Marketing, you say? Let's get personal. With my knowledge of psychographics and neurolinguistics, I'll tailor marketing campaigns so perfectly, they'll make Tinder's algorithm look like a blind date setup by your grandmother. Your movie will be matched with audiences like peanut butter and jelly—perfectly paired and irresistible to resist.


So, what do you say? Ready to welcome me into your filmmaking family? With me by your side, your movies will be box office hits, critics' darlings, and audience favourites—all wrapped up in a bow of cinematic genius and a sprinkle of AI magic.

Let's make movie magic together.


Yours theatrically,

IIOOOIIIOOIOIIOOIII



Well maybe there's space as a intern going for a bit... lets see how you work out!

















 

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